In a perfect world, everyone who promised you the moon and stars would deliver...
A good heart will help you to a bonny face, my lad...and a bad one will turn the bonniest into something worse than ugly. ~ Emily Bronte
The most important one: BLICK!
"Where else can you get wasted and have your shirt laundered at the same time?!"
"There's nothin' sweeter than holdin' a spoon!"
"I'm gonfa foo up"
"When Josh asks, 'Do you want to make it a double for an extra dollar?' the answer is Always: NO!!"
"Everything I've learned about hiking, I learned wearing flip-flops"
"I don't have any munny"
"Oy with the poodles already!"
"Looks like a cookie, smells like a porkchop - EEEWWW"
"I'm mad atchoo"
"the ba-lloon moved"
"Don't act like you don't know who we be neither!"
"Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after labor day!" ~ Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde.
"I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite!" ~ Elf
"The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist" ~ The Usual Suspects
"Will you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood..." ~ Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
"This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size" ~ Lilo & Stitch
"um, okay" ~ Romy and Michele
"It's a fun shoe mother" ~ The Other Sister (Carla Tate)
"Well you know what dad? Peter's gay. GAY!!!!" ~ Drop Dead Gorgeous
"Oh Jim, you've got to stop masturbating. It's affecting your mind." ~ American Wedding
"Are you asking me out? That's so cute. What's your name again?" ~ 10 Things I Hate About You
"You don't know how Jiffy Pop feels, Missy!" ~ Drop Dead Gorgeous
"Eatin' dough with my nose." ~ Where the Heart Is
"Our love fern. It's dead!" ~ How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
"You couldn't buy her, though, that's what's killing you, isn't it? Stef? That's it, Stef. She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right." ~ Pretty In Pink
"Don't put your gum under the cafeteria table, how many times do I have to tell you?!" ~ The Other Sister
"I would never bust a cap in your ass." ~ Save the Last Dance
"I just shoved a trumpet in your ass! Aren't instruments fun?!" ~ American Pie II
"I'm sure she likes me. She said I look like Britney Spears....why would you say that about someone you don't like?" ~ Legally Blonde
"You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!" ~ Dick
"Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten." ~ Lilo & Stitch
"We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure." ~ Dick
"Son of a Ass!" ~ Office Space
"I'll go first because I'm the prettiest." ~ The Brady Bunch Movie
"You know, Snook. You talk a lot of shit for someone who never says anything." ~ Save the Last Dance
"I let him look at my boobs at the Christmas party last year. Not my finest half hour, but it's been a pleasant working environment ever since." ~ The Wedding Singer
"I'm sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp." ~ Mr. Deeds
"Would a nice cool mint help if I shoved your head up your ass?!" ~ Drop Dead Gorgeous
"You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it." ~ Romy and Michele
"Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It's like, 'Who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?" ~ Romy and Michele
"Let's fold scarves!" ~ Romy and Michele
"Parakeet?" ~ Never Been Kissed
"We might have to have a rumble" ~ Bring It On
"Look, it's Jesus! It's Jesus!" ~ The Sweetest Thing
"Steve's glued to his pecker." ~ The Wedding Planner
"This is the blood of our people, the wolf people, the alligator people, and the crazy people...with which we gain our strength." ~ Divine Secrets of the Yaya Sisterhood
"That's all you got lady, two wrong feet in f*ing ugly shoes" ~ Erin Brockovich
"Michelle, do you know why they call it "making love"?" answer: "No, I just call it boning!" ~ American Wedding
"What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home! Don't you break his heart now!" ~ How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days